The Meanest Person

Today Blythe asked if she could play on the computer.  We were on our way out the door in less than ten minutes, I was talking on the phone and working on the computer myself, so I mimed no.  She got irritated with me and wrote me the following note:

You said I could   Why can't I  [Your] the meanest person to walk the face of the earth.

There you have it.  Apparently I'm worse than El Chapo, Stalin, or Bloody Mary.  Look for me on the next "Meanest People Ever" list, right up there at Number 1.