Wednesday, June 30, 2021

Fast and the Furious 42 (or something)


Tonight, Brandt went to see Fast and the Furious 42 (or something) with Mikayla, Blake, Makenna, and Luke. He loves doing movie nights with Mikayla and Co. We were at a family gathering a few days ago (maybe swimming) and Mikayla was saying she was going to go. Christopher had gone and spent twenty minutes explaining how ridiculous and bad the movie was, all the unbelievable (literally) stunts that were happening, including a car being shot into space and Vin Diesel pulling down a huge water tower (or something). Christopher's review did nothing to dampen enthusiasm to see the film but did increase the hilarity level as they watched, knowing what was coming and waiting to see it happen. Silliness!

Conchas

Blythe is writing a story featuring lots of Mexican food. She doesn't know much about food in general, or Mexican food specifically, but she's doing her research as she writes and learning lots of new things. 

Last week, Blythe asked me if I had ever had a concha. I didn't know what that was and said as much. She read me a description and then showed me a picture. 

Concha (meaning "shell" in Spanish) is a traditional Mexican sweet bread roll (pan dulce). Conchas get their name from their round shape and their striped, seashell-like appearance. A concha consists of two parts, a sweetened bread roll, and a crunchy topping (composed of sugar, butter and flour).

Their distinctive pattern is made by pressing a bread stamp over the topping while the dough is proofing. Although the roll and topping are usually the same flavor, the top layer may have different flavorings or colors (strawberry, coffee, chocolate, etc.). Conchas are popular in bakeries in Mexico and throughout the United States. They are usually eaten with coffee at breakfast or as an afternoon snack.


Blythe was very keen on our making a batch of these lovely and yummy looking treats. While I'm always open to trying new things, when she read me a recipe, it seemed like an awful lot of work. I suggested we go to our local Mexican market, La Ranchera, and just buy a couple. She kept pestering me to make them, I kept telling her I was happy to buy her one or two or even three, and that would be the end of the conversation.

Well, today, after Blythe got back from Young Women, she said, "Can we go get a concha?" 

"Yes!" I immediately replied. "Let's go!"

We went and found just what we were looking for in the bakery section of the market. There were vanilla, lemon, and strawberry options, and we brought home two, a vanilla and lemon. Blythe was so excited to eat hers, but I made her wait until we got home and I could take a picture. One's first concha is an experience worth documenting.







Or not.

Turns out that a concha isn't very good. While the vanilla one was soft and puffy, it had very little flavor. The lemon one had about as much flavor and wasn't soft and puffy at all. It was dry and unappealing. We were both very disappointed.

Blythe has been using "salty concha" as an insult in some of her conversation with Lily Lusvardi. She sent Lily the picture above and said," Me and my mom tried conchas. Lemme tell you--just "concha" is an insult. They didn't taste amazing or sweet."

Conchas: ⭐
Blythe's text: ⭐⭐
Blythe's story: ⭐⭐⭐
Mother-Daughter bonding time with my very favorite girl who I love: ⭐⭐⭐⭐

And while Blythe doesn't really like the story she wrote, it features conchas and so will be included here.


"Family Love" by Echo Ross

"Miguel! Wheres that lettuce?" Nana yelled over the noises of too many people in a tiny kitchen.

"Coming, Nana!" Miguel hollered back, hurrying his cutting. Somebody bumped into him and he groaned to himself. "Can't Pedro do this? There are too many people in here." He received a swift slap against the back of his head as an answer. 

"Mind your manners Lito," his uncle Javier responded, using his nickname. "Being in this kitchen surrounded by family is a gift." Miguel made a face but stayed silent. His mom tutted and walked over, putting her hand on his. 

"Here, let me show you the proper way," she said, voice soft and low as always. She slowly pushed the knife down on the lettuce and then sped up, correcting Miguel's mistake. "Better," she praised when she pulled away, letting him do it himself. Miguel rolled his eyes. 

"There's not even a difference," he muttered. 

"Lito!" his Nana cried and Miguel cringed. 

"Sorry, Nana," he said, eyes on the lettuce. His Nana stepped away from the soup pot she was stirring and made shooing motions at everybody else, making her way to her grandson. She took the knife from his hand and pulled him to the edge of the kitchen. 

"Look," she instructed and Miguel did. 

Little cousins ran around the small cottage, playing tag, fighting over toys, yelling over board games, bumping into tables and couches, and laughing. It was pandemonium and Miguel resisted the urge to cover his ears. 

"What do you see?" his Nana urged. 

"Chaos," Miguel responded. What he wouldn't give for his earbuds right now. Or a pair of earmuffs. His Nana smiled. 

"And?" she asked. Miguel looked again. 

"Marco's bleeding?" he tried once more. 

His Nana shook her head and spread her arm out. "I see something else." Then she turned back to her grandson and chuckled at his confused face. She put a finger on his chest and pressed softly. "You just have to use your eyes."

"He can't!" Miguel's sister, Rosa, yelled from the sink. "He's so blind he has to keep his contacts next to his bed." Everybody in the kitchen started laughing and Miguel's face turned a deep red. 

"Rosaaaaaa," he whined and she giggled, winking. 

"Just think of it as payback for telling on me about eating the last concha," she responded, rinsing the soap off her hands. 

Miguel rolled his eyes and turned back around looking at the kids. 

Marco now had a Star Wars bandaid on his knee and he was running around and tackling his older cousins once again. Araceli had Silvia, uncle Javier's daughter, on her back and was zipping around, making airplane noises. Teresa was sitting on the couch, playing a video game for the twins, Rafael and Valentina, who were staring at the screen with big, wonder-filled eyes. 

Miguel squinted, trying to find whatever Nana was talking about but all he saw was disorder. He wrinkled his nose and then went back to chopping lettuce at his mother's direction. 

At last, the children were wrangled and began to set the table, constantly coming back to the kitchen for plates, napkins, cups, and silverware. Miguel watched, idly stirring the pozole from his new station at the stove. 

Marco was just throwing stuff down, and Teresa came behind him, cleaning everything up and yelling at him to do a better job. 

A smile flickered on Miguel's face as he watched the two bicker over which side of the plate the spoon went on and Araceli swoop in, calming them both down. 

"Thank heavens for our peacemaker," Aunt Julia whispered, bringing a pitcher of juice to the table and everybody in the kitchen laughed. Minutes later the table was set, and the excessive amount of food was piled onto the table. Nachos, elote, pozole, tacos, guacamole, tamales, quesadillas, burritoes, soups and conchas were crammed next to each other. Miguel's stomach rumbled just looking at them. Then Nana stood, holding the knives in her hand. 

Years ago, when Miguel was just a toddler, Uncle Javier had accidentally put a knife in the oven. When he realized it, it was too late and the turkey was ruined. However, the inside of the knife handle had melted, making it so when you shook it, it rattled. Since then that knife had been deemed 'special' and every year at family events, whoever got the knife would supposedly have good luck. Miguel had never believed in luck, maybe because he never got the knife, but he walked into the backyard with everybody else when Nana shooed them out to give it to a lucky person anyways. 

When they were allowed back in, Miguel sat down at the table, raising his hands like he was at gunpoint. Nana made everybody do it, to make sure nobody touched the knives before she was ready. 

When all the little kids were settled, Nana stood, holding up her knife. She never gave herself the one that rattled, but that didn't seem to bother her. She loved watching her grandchildren pick up their knives, smiles on their faces. 

"Uno, dos, tres!" she cried and everybody picked up their knife and shook it. The knife's familiar rattle came from the end of the table, right where Miguel sat. He blinked and looked up at his Nana who grinned, showing off her silver and gold teeth. 

"May this year bring you luck, Lito," she said, raising her glass. 

"¡Salud!" everybody else cheered and Miguel smiled. His Nana sat back down and waved her hands, telling people it was time to start eating. 

Soon the clink of plates, 'thank you's and 'can you pass the salt?' could be heard. Throughout the interaction, Miguel watched. Araceli was laughing at Rosa, who was balancing a spoon on her nose. The twins were stuffing their faces with bean soup, getting it everywhere. Marco was attempting to grab a second concha, but Teresa slapped his hand away. 

Miguel smiled again and snapped out of his stupor, reached over, and grabbed the plate of carne asada tacos his mom passed him. He piled up his plate before handing it to his uncle. 

Miguel shoved a big bite of taco in his mouth and glanced up to see his Nana staring at him. She leaned forward. 

"Do you see it now?" she asked. "The special ingredient?" Miguel looked back at his family, all laughing and chatting while eating. 

Miguel grinned and turned back to his Nana. "I do," he said and placed his hand on her old, wrinkled one. "It's love." 



 

Monday, June 28, 2021

DeMartini Family Swim

We swam at the Cutler’s this evening. We jumped, dove, splashed, dared, and ate. Freya went down the slides dozens of times and wanted me to go with her most of them. RoCoKa made a train, with an extra person for two a couple of times. I took lots of pictures and we were all delighted to be together.








































These last two pictures are Kal photos.
He wanted the waterproof camera and begged me to let him use it.
He took 47 pictures, mostly of the bottom of the pool.
But these two I liked.
Me from way above (Kal is on the waterfall) and looking out from the back of the waterfall.






Saturday, June 26, 2021

Go-Cart Racing

Dave Sheets, our across-the-street neighbor, invited me and the kids to come over and drive their go-cart around the field next to their house. This idea was very appealing to both Brandt and Blythe, and this morning, we went over for a bit of racing fun.

The go-cart is sized for children, and while Brandt and Blythe are both still technically children, neither of them is a tiny person. And I certainly am not tiny in any way. But we were all keen to go fast in the field, so we each took a turn folding ourselves into the frame and zooming around on the dirt. It was super fun! Even Blythe, who was a bit hesitant when she saw the gears, took a turn and drove around. It was nice of Dave to invite us over.

Brandt




Blythe




Katherine


I was driving so fast, Brandt missed taking my picture.