Blythe asks, "What's the weirdest sentence you've ever heard?"
Brandt, without missing a beat and before I can even begin to think, replies, "Nothing says mother's love like a giant robotic platypus butt."
Brandt, standing on the diving board, proclaims, "I'm a man. I have a mustache. Kind of."
I found Blythe the wrong way round when I went to tuck her in. I said, "Blythe, you need to turn around. Your head is at the foot of the bed."
"What do you care?" she replied, in a sleep drunk voice.
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