7:00 Silly

Blythe likes to listen to the radio.  At 7:00am on the station she listens to, Jackson, the DJ, tells a silly joke.  For the past week, Blythe has been coming out of her room at 7:01 to share the morning's joke with us.  They are really funny and make us all laugh.  Here are this week's jokes.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?
Bi-son.

Hey! Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind; it's tear-able.

Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.

Why did the cup of coffee file a police report?
He got mugged.

Two fish were in a tank.  One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey! Do you know how to drive this thing?"

How does a penguin build his house?
I-gloos it together.