A Reprieve or Funny Children

I made bran muffins this morning for breakfast. The recipe is a riff on Provo Bakery's honey bran muffins and are delicious! We had eaten nearly a dozen with this last, lonely muffin all that remained. Brandt said to it, "Should I eat you, or let you live?" It's been given a brief reprieve, but I don't think it will last long.